| WHAT SHE SAYS |
WHAT SHE MEANS |
| We need |
I want |
| It's your decision |
The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want |
You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk |
I need to complain |
| You're...so manly |
You need a shave and you sweat a lot |
| You're certainly attentive tonight! |
Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! |
I've got my period |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient |
I want a new house |
| I want new curtains |
and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper ...
|
| I need wedding shoes |
the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white
|
| Hang the picture there |
NO, I mean hang it there |
| I heard a noise |
I noticed you were almost asleep |
| Do you love me? |
I'm going to ask for something expensive |
| How much do you love me? |
I did something today you're not going to like |
| I'll be ready in a minute |
kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV |
| Is my butt fat? |
Tell me I'm beautiful |
| You have to learn to communicate |
Just agree with me |
| Yes |
No |
| No |
No |
| Maybe |
No |
| I'm sorry |
You'll be sorry |
| Do you like this recipe? |
It's easy to fix so you'd better get used to it
|
| I'm not yelling! |
Yes I'm yelling because I think it's important |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish |
It goes without saying that we're stopping at
the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those
sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your check book? |
| WHAT HE SAYS |
WHAT HE MEANS |
| I'm hungry |
I'm hungry |
| I'm sleepy |
I'm sleepy |
| I'm tired |
I'm tired |
| Do you want to go to a movie |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
| Can I take you out to dinner? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
| Can I call you sometime? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
| May I have this dance? |
I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
| Nice dress |
Nice cleavage! |
| You look tense, let me give you a massage |
I want to fondle you |
| What's wrong? |
I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this |
| What's wrong? |
what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are
you going through now? |
| What's wrong? |
I guess sex tonight is out of the question |
| I'm bored |
Do you want to have sex? |
| I love you |
Let's have sex now |
| I love you, too |
Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair |
I liked it better before |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair |
$50 and it doesn't look that much different! |
| Let's talk |
I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me |
| Will you marry me? |
I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with
you |
| I like that one better (while shopping) |
Pick any frigging dress and let's go home! |
